Sunday, March 25, 2007

Cat tips 101: Fun things to do at home

From Coco, the queen of cat antics:

Tip #1 : Check that the humans are alive - this is essential to ensure continuous supply of cat food.

When foster dad (or your forever dad) is napping, jump onto the bed and meow at him. If he ignores you and pretend to be sleeping, keep on meowing loudly until you succeed in waking him up. When he finally opens his eyes and look at you, that's the time to stop meowing.

Tip #2 : Stop human beings from working too hard, so as to conserve their energy to serve you better.

Simply come between them and the dreaded pc monitor, or better still, just sit on the keyboards, and they will stop working.

Tip #3 : What better way to check the hygiene of freshly-laundered bedsheets than by taking a nap on them. As they say, cleanliness is next to godliness.

Tip #4 : Make suntan while the sun shines!

Tip #5 : Best of all, snuggle up with your sister - use her as your headrest.

If you don't have a sister, you may substitute by using foster parents (or your forever mummy and daddy) - they can be just as soft and warm.

Till the next round of cat tips, have fun and be happy!

Luv, Coco


=^..^= said...

Coco, you are such a clever cat! I too live by those rules. Great mice, I mean minds, think alike!


CatDonna & Cats said...

Dear Coco,


We like tips #3 and #5 very much - it's what we do all the time, and the woman wakes up with fur on her face HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.

Do you do morning calls? I like to give the woman morning wake-up calls. I meow and paw her face until she gives up, I mean wakes up.

~Doe (on behalf of the cats in the household of CatDonna)

cat_aunty said...

Coco looks a bit sad in the first pix.

Aiyah Auntie P, become their Furever Mummy lah

auntie p said...
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Coco said...

Dear Doe and all, you are my role models...I have lots to learn from you! I do meow at foster mum in the wee hours of the morning but she likes to pretend that she's still asleep, or sometimes she will hang her hand or leg down the bed to pat me or shut me up.

My gong gong (blur) sister did try jumping onto foster mum's pillow sometimes, but still, she didn't get any extra kibbles. Or worse, she gets chased out of bed ...kekeke!

auntie p said...

Cat aunty, Coco always look grumpy, but I think she's not sad lah, coz she always purr at me.

Even though she's not the prettiest cat and don't like to be carried, she's very vocal and has a fantastic catsonality. ;) In fact, both uncle S and I like her more... *shhhh* don't tell Snowy.

Coco said...

Dear Bombay, you look so handsome in the peekture!

I see that you like mice, but I prefer flying insects. *drool* :)